what business is it of obama's? he doesn't care. for god's sakes, listen, if clinton golfed with tiger, tiger woods would be the celibate one. >> bill: now, i say look, if the litmus test is the president who can't hang around with anybody with personal problems, he can be real lonely in washington. i don't think we should be -- >> steal yourself in carbon. >> bill: that's right. he's going to be walking around in 2:00 o'clock in the morning with a little dog. allall right. russian meteor came and putin ran out, took his shirt off, tried to frighten it away, didn't work. and you say? [ laughter ] the meteorite actually landed right in his better -- what little chest hair he has and formed like the end of 2001, the two nipples and the meteorite all formed, they were in direct alignment, like an arthur c clark thing. listen, it left such -- he's the leader! look at that crazy guy! you know, it left such a big crater, the people thought it was their economy. i wish it had hit here. we could have taxed it. you know, it cracks me up that